Oscillating Bidet's & So Much MORE!

Just how much do you love your bum? Really. Think about it. How much TLC does your nether region get on a regular basis?

OK - so maybe it's a little personal - but I can honestly say, that I probably have one of the fittest, cleanest and well cared for "down unders" of anyone that I know.

Let's just set aside the fact that I've been in physical therapy for my "loose" little lady parts (which is going EXCEEDINGLY well) for a moment, and take a look at those CRAZY cats in Google land to see how they address the issues of personal hygine...

But first, a little background...I had the distinct privilege of being invited out to the Googleplex last week to attend the Google AdWords Travel Summit. AdWords is how the internet savvy market their websites. As a GAP (Google AdWords Professional) certified SEM (Search Engine Marketer), I manage a RIDICULOUS campaign for TourCorp.

Since Internet Marketing is relatively new, Google decided to bring some of it's larger clientelle out to their campus to help us utilize their services better - and try to sell us on some of their newest advertising venues.

Anyway, the EXCITING part of all of this, is that I got to step into Google Mania for a minute and see how the techie half live!!! It was SOOO cool. I forgot to take my camera, but for those of you who have never heard of the wonders that is the Googleplex, click here!

OK - so I was SO excited to be there, I nearly wet myself (well - not really - the PT is coming along quite nicely)...I made it to the restroom - which from the outside looks like any other public restroom - sinks - mirrors - stalls...until you actually sit down in said stall. On the left hand side was a touch pad with all sorts of buttons and pictures. Every bathroom stall had it's own bidet!!! Whatsmore, you could choose to have the spray aim for the Front, for the Rear OR (my personal favorite - OSCILLATE!!! There was even a Dryer button!!! Oh to be a Googler!

Not only did Google pay for us to stay at the Fairmont, San Jose - (where Loki got his own chrome crib complete with baby bath products and stuffed animals) but we even recieved parting gifts. Google sent us home with portable lithium ion cell phone chargers!

There is a DISINCT possiblity that I'm a little too ENCHANTED!